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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby Skywalker » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:29 pm

NaranjaRa wrote:
Skywalker wrote:Wow...


I really need to mow the grass outside. I think that someone sprinkles insta grow on the green stuff. It has already killed two push mowers.

the in-laws gave us the best 4th of July present...scheduled a lawn service for us for the next 2 months! they came last week and did an awesome job and took care of parts that we hadn't been able to do with our push mower at all. babe, if you can, treat yourself just once and grab $25 and call someone!


Working on calling someone. Also working on getting a riding lawn mower, cause we have so much yard to take care of.

First things first, the landlord has to get off his backside and put up gutters so our septic systems stop overflowing. Not many want to mow a yard with problems with overflow area muddy and filled with "water" yea water. He either fixes it now or will have to install an above ground system. The county will now allow another system to be placed in the ground because of the water table being high.

It is funny to see three ladies, one push mower, and hedge clippers doing yard work. At least according to our neighbors. Like they say, we try to get it done. Even if it takes two damn days. We do it weekly! Well used to, why lawn mower, why did you have to die. We think that it is because of a bad spark plug. We need to keep starter fluid.

Why old man, why you have to kick the bucket before you taught me small engine repair? That would really help right now.
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby NaranjaRa » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:50 am

you ladies sound so much like my mom & me (sun)
hope you get your lawn sorted, luv
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby Skywalker » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:00 am

Thanks

I now know why my dad enjoyed living in condos and places with yard work included in the rent.
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby Psy » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:49 am

Spark plugs are easy, remove engine casing, lift each plug out. (they have handles) look for the one that looks shagged. Swap

If it's a shagged plug, the alternate cylinder should still fire. Just will sound like shit. Just needs to be able to hit combustion
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Postby Skywalker » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:49 am

Psy it is a single spark plug that is on the outside. I just have to brave the 105 temps outside to actually get it off. If it is not that, then it will have to be taken to the shop. So far, the grass is about as high as the dog, but we have not lost her yet. So we have a little bit of time.
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Postby ghostdogg » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:22 pm

I used to cut all my grass with a hedger. Word of advice: a riding lawn mower doesn't get everything - you usually need a trimmer anyway.

Now I just pay a kid in the neighborhood and he takes care of it. He's a good kid.
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Postby Skywalker » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:55 pm

I know, when we moved in our house. The lawn was taken care of by the landlord and the lawn guy. Now we have to do it ourselves. So we need yard tools. We got a rake, a shovel, a hoe and a push mower. I'd buy a weed eater, but got a Disney trip coming up, and we'll need the extra funds.
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Postby girlapaloo » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:47 pm

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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby Skywalker » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:21 pm

Look at this..

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Just look Rodgers..

I really need to make a Avengers post.. but I'm lazy.
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Postby NaranjaRa » Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:45 am

that is a beautiful sight (sun)
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Postby PinkEye » Mon Aug 28, 2017 8:52 am

A whole month of empty banter
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Postby Phara » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:17 am

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Postby Skywalker » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:17 pm

Grad school is hard... no time for anything.
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby ghostdogg » Sun Sep 03, 2017 12:36 pm

I was this close to getting a yacht... Fucker sold it to someone else before I could get a viewing in. The hunt continues...
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby Skywalker » Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:41 pm

I want a yacht, but first I'd need to learn to spell it without spellcheck.

I <3 boats. My dad always had one. Granted not a yacht, but a working fishing boat.
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby ghostdogg » Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:45 pm

Happy Halloween! /ninjablack
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Postby Skywalker » Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:10 pm

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Postby PinkEye » Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:55 pm

/reading Does no one else feel the SPAM? /bandit
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby PinkEye » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:01 pm

/who Vio Pulla, Vio Capita Pulla# /ninjablack . My Romanian is rusty but a German translation next would be nice?
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Re: NINJA BANTER!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!1

Postby PinkEye » Wed Nov 22, 2017 9:03 pm

The real problem with this site is you have to submit.<
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