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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:40 am
by Rwn
Holy fuckballs how did I end up here?

Honestly wasn't sure if I would ever find myself here again... Where the fuck do I start?

Well, I'm Brian or Rwn (rune) and I'm a bit of an asshole. I lived on the old forums for years... For the life of me I can't remember what drew me to them or how the hell I got sucked in. But before I knew it I had a couple thousand posts...

But enough of that, let's talk about me for a while. Well I'm tall, dark, and handsome... Two of those are lies. You figure out which. I used to consider myself a bit of a nerd... But honestly those days are a bit gone, I'm so far behind on today's tech and how it works I feel like an old man. Ask me to program a tv and the first thing I do is Google that shit. Gone are the days of just figuring it out, but I suppose that's what happens as you age... Or maybe I'm just working smarter and not harder?

I've managed to go absolutely nowhere in life and I'm beginning to realize just how much I've fucked shit up over the years, I say just like this is a new realization but I've been in denial about it for years. So I'm currently working graveyard security at a Christian University surrounded by overpriveleged little fucks who couldn't find their dicks if you cut them off and slapped them with it. Life's great...

I'm currently dating a ginger and we have custody of her little sister... Long ass depressing story.

As you can tell I suck as this shit... But hey I gave it a shot... Maybe I'll fill it out like a dating profile.

Name: Brian
Age: 26.75
Height: 74 inches
Weight: Fuck off
Job: Pointless
Location: West Seattle
Interests: does sleep count?, normal Seattle stuff (Hiking, camping, good beer, gin, Good coffee(not that shitbucks stuff) I want to say travel but I'm too broke for that shit. Doctor who and other geeky stuff.

A bit about yourself: I'm a fat ass lazy bastard who sleeps all day and works all night. Piss me off and I'll just walk away, because I'm too old for that shit. Insult my family and I'll end you on the spot. I hate long walks on the beach... Sand sucks, it gets everywhere. Trust me never have sex on a beach. I'm obsessed with ordering random shit on amazon to fulfill my life with things since my current situation doesn't allow me to travel like I would like to do... Oh yea and I have a micro penis. Hit me up ladies...

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:03 am
by SpectorCorp
"I've managed to go absolutely nowhere in life and I'm beginning to realize just how much I've fucked shit up over the years, I say just like this is a new realization but I've been in denial"

Preaching to choir my man. But look at it this, what a glorious nowhere you've gotten to! Spectacular even!
All will be well good sir, welcome home.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:19 am
by Ganji
Well that brightened my day :D So grim.... Hi again

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:18 pm
by girlapaloo
haha, at least you're honest.

Good to see ya around, dude :)

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:22 pm
by Rwn
Lol, I'm good like that.

And for all you guys the micropenis thing works. Everyone goes on about having a giant wiener so girls just ignore that. But if you say something about it being small it catches them off guard and sticks in their head... Then you just let curiosity run its course. Plus there is the added benefit of them not expecting much out of it so they are honestly surprised by it.

Yea, it's good to be back

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:38 pm
by Pawly
"I can't remember what drew me to them or how the hell I got sucked in"

Sounds familiar

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:34 pm
by Corgimom
Good to see you dude, I think we all came for some video or another then the posts and the idea of getting to the secret stuff was a carrot keeping us going.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 3:59 am
by Kay
Oh, you. lol

Dork

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 12:10 am
by NaranjaRa
howdy stranger (sun)

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:08 am
by Phara
Rwn wrote:Holy fuckballs how did I end up here?

Honestly wasn't sure if I would ever find myself here again... Where the fuck do I start?

Well, I'm Brian or Rwn (rune) and I'm a bit of an asshole. I lived on the old forums for years... For the life of me I can't remember what drew me to them or how the hell I got sucked in. But before I knew it I had a couple thousand posts...

But enough of that, let's talk about me for a while. Well I'm tall, dark, and handsome... Two of those are lies. You figure out which. I used to consider myself a bit of a nerd... But honestly those days are a bit gone, I'm so far behind on today's tech and how it works I feel like an old man. Ask me to program a tv and the first thing I do is Google that shit. Gone are the days of just figuring it out, but I suppose that's what happens as you age... Or maybe I'm just working smarter and not harder?

I've managed to go absolutely nowhere in life and I'm beginning to realize just how much I've fucked shit up over the years, I say just like this is a new realization but I've been in denial about it for years. So I'm currently working graveyard security at a Christian University surrounded by overpriveleged little fucks who couldn't find their dicks if you cut them off and slapped them with it. Life's great...

I'm currently dating a ginger and we have custody of her little sister... Long ass depressing story.

As you can tell I suck as this shit... But hey I gave it a shot... Maybe I'll fill it out like a dating profile.

Name: Brian
Age: 26.75
Height: 74 inches
Weight: Fuck off
Job: Pointless
Location: West Seattle
Interests: does sleep count?, normal Seattle stuff (Hiking, camping, good beer, gin, Good coffee(not that shitbucks stuff) I want to say travel but I'm too broke for that shit. Doctor who and other geeky stuff.

A bit about yourself: I'm a fat ass lazy bastard who sleeps all day and works all night. Piss me off and I'll just walk away, because I'm too old for that shit. Insult my family and I'll end you on the spot. I hate long walks on the beach... Sand sucks, it gets everywhere. Trust me never have sex on a beach. I'm obsessed with ordering random shit on amazon to fulfill my life with things since my current situation doesn't allow me to travel like I would like to do... Oh yea and I have a micro penis. Hit me up ladies...


This may well be the best, most real, most amazing, most true, most heart-breaking introduction/reunion I've ever read in my life. You my son, stopped me in my tracks. I think the crew of us that went from 20s to 30s saw something very different in america from a very unique perspective. Consider me your sister in your truth above.


Consider that of all of us.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:19 am
by Psy
Name: Classified(ish)
Age: 24
Height: 5ft 6"
Weight: 9 Stone
Job: Just got fired for being nice to a colleague who is on benefits as a single mum and she dobbed me in to management. Wonders of retail.
Location: Apparently Lebanon, but really, England
Interests: Gaming, TV Shows that can draw you in and make you lose days, 4K Porn (yep gone are the days of VHS and DVDRip boning), Audio is my main interest and if some certain members come back they can attest to the mixes I've made for them in the past, my second biggest interest is getting the fuck out of this town that I've been dragged back to since uni. Too many chavs.

A friend of a friend a month ago said I have the same facial structure as Deadpool. That's a bit about me technically :D

Oh and because of my psoriasis I have to keep my hair short, and tbh no one starts on you when you look like a neo-nazi.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 6:54 am
by Rivoc
Welcome Rwn. im cracking up about how you just non-chalantly added that bit about the micropenis at the end. lmao, I think we're going to get along great. I look forward to your posts!

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:01 pm
by Feydakin
Sup Rwn, welcome home... ;)

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:00 am
by PhlawlessPhelon
Hi Rwn, I enjoyed the entertaining intro.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:36 am
by Azealdread
Hello, from the gaming corner o/

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:19 pm
by AliceElite
::dies::

AHAHAHAHA omg <3 welcome back, friend.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:01 pm
by Candeeoke
Wonderful intro! So glad to see you here.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:36 pm
by ink
haha that was great

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 6:14 am
by Pawly
BUMP

Posted: Wed May 25, 2016 5:11 am
by Rivoc
This was top notch intro. You def live up to it, man! Its good to have you in Ninja.

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 2:27 pm
by Philly
Welcome back! Ur intro is definitely my favorite