For the Docu and Book... Memories

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Phara
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Postby Phara » Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:38 am

[4/26/2016 4:33:36 PM] Phara: I still laugh when I think of the marshalls when I got locked up early
[4/26/2016 4:33:54 PM] Phara: Fuckin party in the booking room
[4/26/2016 4:34:19 PM] Phara: As I'm all chattering at the hot one with my hands cuffed behind my back
[4/26/2016 4:34:39 PM] Phara: Hey baldy, call me in two years. You have my file
[4/26/2016 4:34:42 PM] Phara: Holy fuck
[4/26/2016 4:34:56 PM] Phara: If I could gotten arrested twice I would been
[4/26/2016 4:35:25 PM] Phara: Female marshalls snapping at the males left and right
[4/26/2016 4:35:31 PM] Corgimom: Once upon a time I was transported from Tn to Fl in a van- took 6 days as a trip but the first 4 days were a laugh - then I was to exhausted to talk
[4/26/2016 4:35:43 PM] Corgimom: by the fed marshals service
[4/26/2016 4:35:53 PM] Phara: Gentlemen stop talking to the criminal what the fuck
[4/26/2016 4:35:59 PM] Phara: Lol Liz
[4/26/2016 4:36:22 PM] Phara: I was literally strolling down the hallway with one. Cuffed
[4/26/2016 4:36:45 PM] Phara: And like blah blah blah, piracy blah, avatar blah. Fuckin stupid right
[4/26/2016 4:36:51 PM] Corgimom: all that money to get me to fl so fl could drop bogus charges after holding me with 1/2 mil bond for 8 moionths
[4/26/2016 4:36:58 PM] Phara: And he's all omg, really
[4/26/2016 4:37:35 PM] Phara: And the bitch screams at him from down the hall cuz he got so caught up with me he forgot the entire protocol
[4/26/2016 4:38:01 PM] Corgimom: ROTFL they as easily distracted by shiney things
[4/26/2016 4:38:19 PM] Phara: Like apparently I needed a whole fucking squad as escort and he just left them
[4/26/2016 4:38:27 PM] Phara: It was nuts
[4/26/2016 4:38:47 PM] Phara: I'm telling you, in hysterics
[4/26/2016 4:39:00 PM] Phara: I'm all like, I don't like that mugshot, let's do it over
[4/26/2016 4:39:10 PM] Phara: And the bitches are flipping out
[4/26/2016 4:39:13 PM] Corgimom: not quit as funny when they have the leg shakkles on
[4/26/2016 4:39:18 PM] Phara: And the men are dying
[4/26/2016 4:39:24 PM] Phara: That's another story
[4/26/2016 4:39:39 PM] Phara: One foot against the wall maam
[4/26/2016 4:39:40 PM] Mary girlapaloo: That's going in the docu
[4/26/2016 4:39:44 PM] Phara: So I kick it
[4/26/2016 4:40:00 PM] Phara: And their like ffs wrong direction
[4/26/2016 4:40:03 PM] Phara: Oh
[4/26/2016 4:40:06 PM] Phara: Whatever
[4/26/2016 4:40:11 PM] Phara: Fuck do I know
[4/26/2016 4:40:37 PM] Phara: It was an interesting transport
[4/26/2016 4:40:54 PM] Phara: Almost caused a riot in Max security
[4/26/2016 4:41:03 PM] Phara: Bitches hogging the microwave
[4/26/2016 4:41:08 PM] Phara: :|
[4/26/2016 4:41:09 PM] Corgimom: If you kick it with the side of your foot' they go crazy like kicking the wall is an attempted esacpe
[4/26/2016 4:41:19 PM] Phara: Exactly
[4/26/2016 4:41:31 PM] Corgimom: better the plane than that damn transport bus
[4/26/2016 4:41:40 PM] Phara: I was like whut, wtf, u said put it up
[4/26/2016 4:41:43 PM] Corgimom: bus=van
[4/26/2016 4:41:52 PM] Phara: Liz I was in transit for a month
[4/26/2016 4:41:56 PM] Phara: I did em all
[4/26/2016 4:42:02 PM] Phara: Conair, bus. Van
[4/26/2016 4:42:06 PM] Phara: Everything
[4/26/2016 4:42:12 PM] Corgimom: oh yea
[4/26/2016 4:42:21 PM] Phara: Started a fight on the plane
[4/26/2016 4:42:30 PM] Phara: Three women and 100 men
[4/26/2016 4:42:36 PM] Corgimom: but at least it was a plane for the over 250 miles part
[4/26/2016 4:42:51 PM] Corgimom: I bet I know how you started that
[4/26/2016 4:42:57 PM] Phara: So they lose their shit when they see me
[4/26/2016 4:43:01 PM] Phara: Standard
[4/26/2016 4:43:04 PM] Corgimom: yeppers
[4/26/2016 4:43:08 PM] Phara: I had cornrows too
[4/26/2016 4:43:12 PM] Phara: In my onesie
[4/26/2016 4:43:26 PM] Phara: Giving double birds in handcuffs
[4/26/2016 4:43:35 PM] Phara: Good times
[4/26/2016 4:43:43 PM] Phara: Fuckin marshalls screaming
[4/26/2016 4:43:48 PM] Phara: The fuck ever
[4/26/2016 4:44:04 PM] Phara: Shoulda got me a private jet assholes
[4/26/2016 4:44:25 PM] Phara: I just react
[4/26/2016 4:44:34 PM] *** Phara shrugs ***
[4/26/2016 4:44:41 PM] Phara: The fuck they gonna do
[4/26/2016 4:44:45 PM] Phara: Lock me up?
[4/26/2016 4:44:49 PM] Phara: Oh wait
[4/26/2016 4:44:54 PM] Phara: :|
[4/26/2016 4:44:55 PM] Corgimom: they put me into a cage at the back of the van on a jump seat
[4/26/2016 4:45:19 PM] Phara: Oooh I didn't get the cage
[4/26/2016 4:45:47 PM] Corgimom: you were considered no violet
[4/26/2016 4:45:47 PM] Phara: But they pulled me off the bus first and brought me direct to the warden
[4/26/2016 4:46:04 PM] Phara: We know who u are Ms. Beshara
[4/26/2016 4:46:10 PM] Corgimom: lol I wish I was the last one off
[4/26/2016 4:46:16 PM] Phara: First violation is solitary
[4/26/2016 4:46:23 PM] Phara: Queenpin status
[4/26/2016 4:46:30 PM] Phara: And I'm all oOoOOOohh
[4/26/2016 4:46:35 PM] Phara: What's that mean
[4/26/2016 4:46:44 PM] Phara: Fuckin warden looked stupefied
[4/26/2016 4:46:54 PM] Phara: I'm all bouncy in the seat
[4/26/2016 4:47:15 PM] Phara: No fuckin clue
[4/26/2016 4:47:26 PM] Phara: They had never seen anything like my lil ass
[4/26/2016 4:47:37 PM] Phara: And I was all skinny back then
[4/26/2016 4:47:52 PM] Phara: And I know they were like, WHAT IS THIS
[4/26/2016 4:48:04 PM] Corgimom: I was all quite- just wanted a shower after 6 days in a jumpseat
[4/26/2016 4:48:04 PM] Phara: THE BITCH IS A CRAZY CARTOON
[4/26/2016 4:48:26 PM] Phara: Fuck it was a goddamn party
[4/26/2016 4:48:34 PM] Phara: Open camp with a lawn
[4/26/2016 4:48:54 PM] Phara: I had been going through max and medium detention
[4/26/2016 4:49:02 PM] Phara: I was like, oooooooh hai
[4/26/2016 4:49:08 PM] Phara: This is purdy
[4/26/2016 4:49:24 PM] Phara: Warden = O_O
[4/26/2016 4:49:50 PM] Phara: Pretty sure they scheduled my psych appt that day
[4/26/2016 4:50:00 PM] Corgimom: WCC SC looks so much like a campus that my daughter tought I really was in school there the 2 times gran brought her to see me
[4/26/2016 4:50:03 PM] Phara: I told the psychiatrist she was a fucking idiot
[4/26/2016 4:50:26 PM] Phara: Mine was a boys camp they reappropriated
[4/26/2016 4:50:48 PM] Phara: Bitch diagnosed me narcissistic personality disorder
[4/26/2016 4:51:37 PM] Phara: I called her a dumb cow and asked if she was happy using her degree teleremoting mental diagnoses for convicts
[4/26/2016 4:51:52 PM] Phara: Pretty sure she cried later :)
[4/26/2016 4:52:17 PM] Phara: And then I was dragged out of the room
[4/26/2016 4:52:22 PM] Phara: Stupid cow
[4/26/2016 4:52:31 PM] Mary girlapaloo: Psych docs are such a joke
[4/26/2016 4:52:42 PM] Phara: Complete
[4/26/2016 4:55:30 PM] Pawly: y'all frighten me
[4/26/2016 4:55:36 PM] *** Pawly cowers ***
[4/26/2016 4:55:44 PM] Phara: Word
[4/26/2016 4:55:48 PM] Phara: Mission accomplished
[4/26/2016 4:55:55 PM] Phara: I'm obviously hard core
[4/26/2016 4:56:12 PM] Phara: With all those undercovers on my case
[4/26/2016 4:56:25 PM] Phara: Hitting play on their comps :|
[4/26/2016 4:56:37 PM] *** Pawly may have peed himself ***
[4/26/2016 4:58:38 PM] Corgimom: student calls are stupid today
[4/26/2016 4:58:45 PM] Corgimom: just like every day
[4/26/2016 4:59:05 PM] Phara: Hahahaha
[4/26/2016 4:59:11 PM] Phara: Shocking liz
[4/26/2016 4:59:23 PM] Phara: And word pawly makes me want to be a fed
[4/26/2016 4:59:29 PM] Phara: Sheeee-it
[4/26/2016 4:59:39 PM] Phara: My case was the best one ever for em
[4/26/2016 4:59:47 PM] Phara: Dipshits
[4/26/2016 5:00:00 PM] Phara: Undercover my asshole |-(
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Postby cerrodepedro » Wed Apr 27, 2016 7:30 am

TY for grabbing this from Skype.

Phara wrote:[4/26/2016 4:50:03 PM] Phara: I told the psychiatrist she was a fucking idiot
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[4/26/2016 4:50:48 PM] Phara: Bitch diagnosed me narcissistic personality disorder
[4/26/2016 4:51:37 PM] Phara: I called her a dumb cow and asked if she was happy using her degree teleremoting mental diagnoses for convicts
[4/26/2016 4:51:52 PM] Phara: Pretty sure she cried later smile
[4/26/2016 4:52:17 PM] Phara: And then I was dragged out of the room


You just never turn it off with this saving the world hobby (sarcasm implied by use of the word "hobby"). Even in goddamned prison.
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Postby Phara » Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:46 am

<3 hehehehehe.

fuckers make me come out my face on a reg :|
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Postby cerrodepedro » Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:10 am

If quack shrinks make me physically shake when in a state of extreme comfort and economic stability (or rather, nearly everything stability) as far as Maslow's Hierarchy goes, I cannot imagine what they would do to an intelligent person in prison.
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Re: For the Docu and Book... Memories

Postby Itsa notame » Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:59 am

Damn! Thank you!!
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Re: For the Docu and Book... Memories

Postby Corgimom » Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:31 am

Don't forget to show how bathroom breaks are handled.
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Re: For the Docu and Book... Memories

Postby Corgimom » Sun Sep 18, 2016 1:05 am

Is there an outline on paper?
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Re: For the Docu and Book... Memories

Postby Garon-Time » Sun Oct 02, 2016 1:39 am

This was epic.
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Re: For the Docu and Book... Memories

Postby Phara » Sun Oct 02, 2016 3:23 am

:) thank you. what was most interesting?
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Re: For the Docu and Book... Memories

Postby cerrodepedro » Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:12 pm

Bumping to subscribe since subscribe button and other miscellaneous features are shit due to my crufty VPN
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