Worst super power ever.

Postby **Rwn** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 3:30 pm

So let's talk about this.

Either one that someone has or one that you make up.

I'll start by making one up.

The power to make grass grow 1% faster.

Postby **Candeeoke** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:46 am

The power to make finger and toe nails grow quicker LOL

The ability to identify people by the smell of their farts.

The power to make people rage by just thinking of them.

Postby **Rivoc** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:50 am

The power to grow pocket lint.

Postby **Jax** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:42 am

Alisha's power on the Misfits was brutally bad - Causing anyone you touch to go into uncontrollable sexual frenzy.

Postby **NaranjaRa** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:53 am

^ i don't see how that could be bad at all. not one bit. o_O :lol:

the ability to projectile-vomit baby squirrels
the power of chiaroscuro - where you can render anyone or anything into total black and white
the power to shoot buttons from your nostrils

Postby **anynoise** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:54 am

The ability to turn into Donald Drumpf's hair.

Postby **Rivoc** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:00 am

anynoise wrote:The ability to turn into Donald Drumpf's hair.

You won.

Postby **PhlawlessPhelon** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:39 am

NaranjaRa, her power prevented her from truly knowing if people cared for her/loved her, or if they simply wanted her because of her magical touch....The show did a good job of showing her struggle with that power.

Postby **Jax** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:53 am

PhlawlessPhelon wrote:NaranjaRa, her power prevented her from truly knowing if people cared for her/loved her, or if they simply wanted her because of her magical touch....The show did a good job of showing her struggle with that power.

Plus the whole being attacked by random dudes who happened to brush your skin thing. :-(

Postby **Jax** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:54 am

The ability to attract fat cells. w00t!

Postby **BigMush** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:49 am

THe ability to name a color properly.

Postby **bigsexywzp** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:33 am

The ability to sharpen a pencil perfectly, every time.

Postby **Rwn** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:44 am

The ability to smell farts 5 minutes before they happen

Postby **NaranjaRa** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:12 pm

the power to attract grasshoppers to your forehead

the ability to see through cake

the power of invisibility....of the genitals
*just* the genitals

Postby **cerrodepedro** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:18 pm

Everything would have to be done by feel!

Ohhhh... GENIUS.

Postby **NaranjaRa** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:19 pm

Postby **anynoise** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:44 pm

The ability to only somersault as your mode of transportation.

Postby **PhlawlessPhelon** » Sun May 01, 2016 1:43 am

The ability to count backwards from a million.

Postby **Rivoc** » Sun May 01, 2016 5:04 am

The ability to sneeze pixie stick powder/candy

Postby **anynoise** » Sun May 01, 2016 6:56 am

Postby **Rwn** » Sun May 01, 2016 7:18 am

The ability to make sugar taste like salt

Postby **Corgimom** » Sun May 01, 2016 12:46 pm

The ability to walk through any space and tranform it into something out of hoarders.

Postby **Pawly** » Sun May 01, 2016 2:06 pm

Taste Bud Toes - The uncontrollable ability to taste with the soles of your feet.

The Merde's Touch - Everything you touch becomes shit.

The Sloth - The ability to communicate and control slothes.

Postby **Rwn** » Sun May 01, 2016 2:59 pm

Attack of the sloths omg. If we don't get out of here in the next 48 hours they will make it up the stairs

Postby **anynoise** » Sun May 01, 2016 11:16 pm

The ability to turn anything into a tank top.

Worst super power ever.

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